Monday, June 25, 2007

Cock Teasers & Sambal....


Hello all.....

Today I want to talk about a type of women known as 'Cock Teasers'.

Yup, according to the 'Urban Dictionary' a Cock Teaser is defined as; A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

These cock teasers comes in all shape and sizes. Don't just assume that women with head scarf or 'tudung' wearing just ‘baju kurung’ and act 'ayu ayu' can't be cock teasers. Some of them can be such bitches, not just mere cock teasers.

I have made few assumptions of reasons why women can be such teasers.

1) They are just 'attention whores'.
2) For some reason need to prove that they are still 'desired' by men.
3) They are more interested in your 'Financial Status' and not you.
4) They just have that itch 'down there' that they just can't get rid of. HAHAHA!!!!

Well, to all good & nice men out there, don't be fooled by these teasers.... To sweet, nice, kind & lovely ladies out there, thank god you're not such horrid people.... And finally to all cock teasers,
V’ to all of you....

p.s. Above picture shows a jar of 'Sambal' topped with 'Tempoyak' I made yesterday. hmmmmm.... SEDAP!!!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

After Quite Some Time....

Assalamualaikum and Hello to everyone.

I know it’s been a while since I wrote anything worth reading in this blog of mine (as if this one worth reading too …. Haha!!) If I tell you guys why I didn’t write anything worthy in here, it would just be a mere excuse rather than a solid reason so, I better not.

A lot had happened since my last readable entry which I think was on October the 20th 2006. Yup, it is. At that time we were all in our fasting month, trying to withstand hunger & any other ‘urges’ at work while our fellow co-workers (who does not have to fast) happily eats & drinks in front of you while wearing the shortest skirt you ever seen in your life. Hahaha!!!

But that was more that 6 months ago. During that time period, I got married, moved out from my sister’s house to go and live with my wife at her house with my mother in law (all three of us) until today, got a job offer, decline that job offer, got promoted, got a raise, being transferred to a different team, gain a lot of weight & body fat, etc etc bla bla bla bla….. I mean, a LOT HAD HAPPENED!!!!

I will not try to tell each of those ‘stories’ in here for I’m sure I myself have forgotten most of it… haha!! Being forgetful, it’s a new health problem I’m having now since I got married, as my wife put it… hehe… This reminds me of a character in ‘Sesame Street’. A cowboy named ‘Forgetful Jones’.
You guys remember him? It’s always his horse that reminds him of what he had forgotten. Thank god for that horse… hehehe… Well, back to ‘not telling stories’ story. So now since ‘what had happened’ will not be written here, I will try to jot whatever came to mind and stuff I would like to see, experience, have and look forward too in the future.

I came to wonder a few days back whether my marriage will last until, you know like, forever. This is because I have seen a friend of mine just got divorced after 6 years of marriage with 2 children aged 5 & 1 years old. Even though they have known each other for I think 4 years before that. 10 years of knowing someone & just like that everything went down the drain. I pity the children most. It’s really sad to see them being stretched off from houses to houses once a week. Staying with dad this week & staying with mom the next one. It’s just hard for them. I even talk about this, you know, marriage thing with my wife. We conclude that what ever happen, even the smallest matter, both of us need to talk about it. Communication is the key. We just have to take everything day by day. Bite & chew a bit at a time because a big piece will last longer and you won’t choke while trying to swallow a large chunk. Catch what I’m trying to tell here?

Before I got married, my friends, family, co-workers, even my customers always ask me “When are you gonna get married?” “You’re nearing 30 and still single?” I hate those questions. But you know, once I’ve got married, other kind of questions pops up, “Has the wife pregnant yet?” “When do you guys gonna get a baby?” “Are you guys ‘Family Planning’?” Oh man…. I thought I got away of being ‘questioned’ you know after getting married but hey, people are just people. They have nothing better to do than being nosy. Hehehe…
I myself actually can’t wait to have a baby. I love babies, I love kids…. I just loved them. Having one of my own would even be great!!! Being a father, how does that feel?…. It must have felt wonderful. But, let time & god handle that matter. When the time comes, god will surely give us one or two or three…. Hehehehe ;-)

Planning is the key. I know, anything can happen and surely we can never predict the future. It’s fate. But nothing’s wrong in planning. Plan your future. Careers, family, health, finances, everything. Everything must be planned!!! That’s my motto. I hate going into things unplanned. It just show’s how lightly you takes things. It show’s the lazy person you are. Lazy, a word I hate so much. Maybe I was raised like this, maybe I was educated like this, but I’m sure nobody here will disagree with me that planning WORKS!!!

Well I think enough of me babbling stuff for which I’m sure bore you guys to the bone. But hey, it’s my blog & I can write anything I want, anytime. HAHA!!! (attitude konon… hehehe)…. See you guys around… Stay healthy ok…. Chiooooowwwwwwww….

p.s. Anybody here knows anyway I can persuade my wife to let me buy a superbike? I just had to have one…. HAHAHA!!!!!!!